I think I died a long time ago.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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