so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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