Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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