What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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