Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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