talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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