seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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