Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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