no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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