do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Farmville is her only friend.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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