My hair reeks of homosexuality.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
