naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
whose ass print is on the piano?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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