Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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