my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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