It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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