Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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