...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just want to make out with him forever
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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