Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
well you can't waste a boner
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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