Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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