I looked at my own cervix.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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