Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
