He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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