i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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