His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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