i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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