do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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