You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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