for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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