Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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