i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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