I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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