I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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