so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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