I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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