if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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