I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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