I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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