we have officially lost it.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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