Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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