Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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