I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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