I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
organizing the empties. That sober.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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