Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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