It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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