i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
she pinky promised me she was 18
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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