Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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