the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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