I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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