i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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