Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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