I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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