my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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