I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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