i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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