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How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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