I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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